take yourself on a date before you go fuck yourself
Hey. They’re friendly. Sharing is caring.That awkward moment when you’ve accidentally hit Sara’s more times than you can remember
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People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
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omfg Megan its usand so I discover why my generation is so weird
I will not never reblog
Welp…now I know why we’re all so fucked up.
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SCREAMING
PLAYING LIKE THIS FOREVER NOW.
SCREAMING
YES
NEVER AGAIN
LOOOL
OMFG
In a nutshell.
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So I got in a lot of trouble and got my phone, computer, and car taken away.
I mostly use my phone to go on the internet, and hadn’t used my computer in two weeks, so I wasn’t sure where it was. I told my parents that, and I guess they didn’t feel like looking for it in order to take it away.
Just found it. As far as they know, it’s still lost. I won’t be telling them otherwise.
